Hairdresser
Calm down it's just coffee Karen
A little bit of Sarcasm
Baked you some shut the FUCUPCAKES
Sarcasm Mug
Frankenstein
Witch
Werewolf
Zombie
Shenanigans, Because life is more fun when you are up to Something
I'm actually not funny. I am just mean, People think I must be Joking
I'm not always a Train wreck, Just Kidding Toot TooT
I know I swear a lot, 1. I am sorry, 2. I'll try to do better, 3. 1&2 are lies
Brains are Awesome, I wish Everyone Had One
Do Not disturb I'm disturbed enough ALREADY
Stop asking why I'm a Badass Dad, I don't ask why you're so Stupid
Surviving Motherhood one coffee at a time
Skeleton and Skulls
Shhh I'm hiding from stupid people
Even Duct tape can't fix Stupid
Vintage Skulls
Some People need a high five to the face
Day drinking from a Tumbler
Sometimes you just have to wing it
